In this late birthday update,
In this late birthday update, sources have confirmed the unexpected unveiling of the much-debated Northern Hemisphere DVD program today. House staff have acknowledged that they are facing complications with the current system but wish to offer their assurances that 'a way of peace will be found.'

Early reports were correct in announcing Groundhog Day to be the name of the first project. Since then two new titles have been added: the first season of The Simpsons and a Mars-shaped tin holding Total Recall.

Analysts say they were surprised by this development as conventional wisdom has been pushing for a Southern Hemisphere acquisition. There is no word at this time on at ETA for a SHDVD implementation but November has not been ruled out.

27 September 2001 |



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Carnival Elation (2009)
Carnival Splendor (2009)
Carnival Spirit (2010)
Carnival Spirit (2011)
Carnival Splendor (2011)
Norwegian Pearl to Alaska (2012)