No, that's Blair Witch. I'm afraid to close my eyes because then I'll fall asleep. When I wake up, I'm going on the Hollywood diet for two days.
(No, I don't believe I can lose 10 real pounds in 10 days. I do believe I could use a structured juice-style fast for a couple of days to reset a few dials. The stone I've gained this year has been especially heavy of late, particularly in the feet.)
I'll let you know how it goes. Remember my bagel phase?