Blame the Government
Today my tax refund was deposited to my account.
Today I found out about the new Canon Digital Rebel XT.

Coincidence?

It depends on how much I spend at the Williams-Sonoma outlet store* tomorrow. I can wait until summer for furniture, but please don't ask me to microwave the lovely English peas I scooped up at Whole Foods today. The Capitalism Express can't pull out of the station until the 3-quart nonstick cargo has been loaded.

Please note that outlet store is attached to rollercoaster and adventure ride fun park, megacasino, and monorails to other megacasinos. Someone please light a novena of restraint, preferably the kind with a battery pack for backup.

12 March 2005 |



Hamsters

 WE BUILT A HOUSE 

 RABBITS TOLERATE US 

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 CRUISE REPORTS: 

Carnival Elation (2009)
Carnival Splendor (2009)
Carnival Spirit (2010)
Carnival Spirit (2011)
Carnival Splendor (2011)
Norwegian Pearl to Alaska (2012)