And Now, More Coherent but Just as Questionable

I have a new desire to go to Thermopolis, Wyoming. Reasons:

• MetaFilter has taught me this morning that Wyoming doesn't have any escalators.
• (Okay, some killjoy may have found one in a bank, but no proof yet.)
• This website looks nice.
• I've never been to Wyoming.
• I don't know anyone from Wyoming.
• I bet they have a lot of cute merchandise that plays on the "WY sounds like WHY" thing.
• Thermopolis has the world's largest mineral springs.
• Thermopolis means "Hot City"
• But not in the Las Vegas-sense of "Hot City."
• Or the West Hollywood sense.
• Or the Miami sense.
• My passport isn't current.
• I want to go on a vacation that doesn't include California or Arizona.
• I'm pre-bored of Utah.

Yep, Wyoming is where it's all happening.

Oh, it's $450/pp airfare.

Never mind. London is still where it's all going on.