Shrieking Polly Wolly Doodlebugs Giant Dooglebugs OMG All Day

This will be a very short screenplay. I will play the part of BLOGGER. You will play the part of READER. Act natural.

INT.    LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

The BLOGGER, unable or unwilling to sleep and disgusted with her nuked tortillas, is looking at LOLcats.

                            BLOGGER
                          (shrieking)
                          Jeezum Crow!

The BLOGGER quickly opens a post. We see her fingers start typing. (Note to DIRECTOR: see MARKETING about stealth moisturizer product placement here.) The BLOGGER makes one link then another.

                                                                                                                                  DISSOLVE TO:

INT.    WHEREVER COMPUTER IS - DAY

We see only the READER's face from behind the computer monitor. A "click" noise is heard. The reader's head tilts. A second "click" happens. The READER's face contorts in anguish.

                              READER
                            (shrieking)
                            Jeezum Crow!

THE END.

Hey, Diablo Cody's not the only one who can do this, you know.

This screenplay has been rated IAA. Only persons who can truthfully say "I already ate" may view this post.

30 March 2008 |



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