Five Most Recent Posts in Diary
Charlie Chinchilla Bathing Sand
Here's a public service announcement to all dwarf hamster owners: dump the Super Pet chinchilla bath sand or their ^%%^$%$# dwarf hamster... [more]
This is the Story of...
If you don't recognize that sentence fragment, then you're not as big a fan of Men at Work as I am... [more]
Sic Transit Gloria Glory
I regret that I cannot take a photo of Glory now. What a pose she would make: her back straight as... [more]
Spell Me Up
The moon is out of frame, somewhere cackling behind my flattened hair as I lope gingerly into the convenience store. I feel... [more]
Pirouetting at the Ruins
Finally went out and did some geocaching for the first time. (A mere three years after writing an article on it. The... [more]
