More Hidden Than Your Average Mickey

Things that, according to Google, are a "Disneyland for adults."

  • The Playboy Mansion
  • Amsterdam
  • Las Vegas
  • Psyrri Square in Athens
  • Venice
  • San Francisco
  • the D’Alfonso-Curran tasting room
  • OCT East in Shenzhen
  • Castello di Amorosa
  • the Anse Mamin Jungle Biking™ Adventure
  • SHExpo2010
  • Tijuana (I'd stay away from the flying donkey ride.)
  • Puerto Escondido
  • Northern California Wine Country
  • Pattya's topless club somewhere in Hawaii
  • Missoula, Montana
  • Sun City, Texas
  • Westworld
  • Griffin House
  • New Orleans
  • Queenstown, New Zealand (Avoid misreading as "Queensland.")
  • Thailand
  • Silver Reign, a Los Angeles strip club

Things that, according to experience, are a "Disneyland for adults."

  • Disneyland

That said, it would be fun to make a list of what I consider to be the unique qualities of Disneyland, then try to find each item in the list above, and then, for nerdy fun, make a Consumer Reportish chart out of all the data collected. With yummy, yummy footnotes.

If anyone wants to bankroll this experience and keep me out of the classroom, thus protecting our youth from the projectile Crayola products that I cannot seem to prevent (the 9th graders in sixth period lost marker privileges today), I am entertaining interesting offers. (I will even throw in the Las Vegas portion of the research for free.)

21 May 2010 |

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