Holy Crap, It's New Year's Eve Already

Topics that I might've discussed here at length (but, in keeping with my ways of the past fourish  years, did not whatsoever):

• His 'n Hers veggie patches
• Taking a rabbit to Perth for a hysterectomy
• The house, the house, the house
• My great-great grandmother and how she finally has a face
• Dad has a girlfriend
• It turns out that I like gin
• And port. All of the regional wineries suddenly make sense. 
• Faboo picture books that I continue to buy for my 18-month-old niece but then keep for
  myself
• Likewise, I can't resist 20-cent petunias
• When students give you wine
• Imported Cheetos
• Queen Mary 2... in the distance
• What happened to the third Christmas tree?
• Dare we get rid of some games?
• Vanilla Slice: it's the same as that French thing, apparently
• My first redback Spider
• One-legged schoolmarming on the first day of school
• Epicurean buffet forever, except for breakfast (a hard never)
• ”What landscaping?” and other classics from my still very lovable mother-in-law
• A fine time once again at the Perth Royal Show
• Why can’t I make pretzels the way I could in junior high?
• Why does orange keep happening?
• New Roombas, first Dysons, and other DINK privileges
• Solar power - DO IT!
• Fluffy ducks are always good, but now so are Fluffy Ducks
• Mike’s Very Merry Chauffeuring Holiday Special
• So much more about the bunbuns
• So much more about the house
• How about those dips that come in terracotta dishes?
• Stars despite suburbia, and kangaroos, too
• *

Three posts this year. Resolution for 2018: four!

* Board games posted separately